Here are the completed jokes from my last blog. Hope you had fun!
1) A recent survey shows that whiskey drinkers get more cavities than milk drinkers, but they go to the dentist in a better frame of mind.
2) You know you’re wife is being unfaithful when you notice the dog taking your pipe and slippers to a house down the street.
3) I don’t’ trust banks with counting money. If bankers can count, why do they always have eight windows and two tellers?
4) It’s not easy to get parking tickets these days. First you have to find a place to park.
5) He's lazy. He has the seven year itch and he's already nine months behind in his scratching.
2) You know you’re wife is being unfaithful when you notice the dog taking your pipe and slippers to a house down the street.
3) I don’t’ trust banks with counting money. If bankers can count, why do they always have eight windows and two tellers?
4) It’s not easy to get parking tickets these days. First you have to find a place to park.
5) He's lazy. He has the seven year itch and he's already nine months behind in his scratching.